Arrogant Assholes and Complaining Co-Workers...

Just settling in for the debut of Shaquille O'Neal with the Suns against the mousy rodent aka Kobe Bryant led LA Lakers.

If the pregame was not bad enough with Stuart Scott and his messed up eyes leading the way (really though which of his eyes are bad I can't decide), ESPN thought it would be a good idea to give him the supporting cast of Steven A. Smith and the Grateful Dead head, Bill Walton. If Smith is not bad enough on his own with his arrogant opinions and stupid loud voice accompanied by Walton with his extreme and wordy sayings. For example, "If the Lakers are going to win this game, they are going to have to score more points." Really Bill, no shit. Think about what you are saying and please stop giving fellatio to any team that plays in California (UCLA, the Lakers, etc) because it is hard to understand you with a dick in your mouth.

Whoever thought it would be a good idea to put these three morons together should be fired.


Now on to complaining co-workers, we have recently went through a change of procedures and duties at my workplace and it is almost comical to me that some things are never good enough for people who arent qualified enough to even be complaining. Just because you are old and lazy and dont want to change your routine and possibly wake up in your life from your nap called work...zzzzzz.

These are the people that their biggest decision or most important part of the work day is "what to eat for lunch." I like to call them "dead weight." They are also the ones that abuse the overtime and ruin it for the rest of us. Mostly old bitchy, catty, ass women. Sorry ladies but it is true. Just quit your fucking bitching for two seconds and do your fucking job please. Thanks.

I also have the pleasure of being surrounded by certain people in my cubicle area with constant fucking drama in their life. Single dad with troubled kid who is getting kicked out of daycare again and needs to be picked up and then its a battle with his ex-wife of who is going to pick him up and why she is not paying her child support or daycare. On the other side, a nice older lady who is an overprotective mother and is constantly worried about her son and being sick, car troubles, car accidents, talking to her parents, falling on the ice hurting her back, arguing with her ex-husband, late to work, leaving early, etc. WOW can you have any more drama in your life!

Hopefully with change of duties comes change of cubicles. By the way I am very underpaid for the shit that I have to listen to and go through on a day-to-day basis...